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I Love America - Alice Cooper  1983
I love that mountain with those four big heads
I love Velveeta slapped on Wonder Bread
I love a commie... if'n he's good and dead, yup
I love America

I love Old Glory and homemade pie
I think them Ruskies should be sterilized
I love my chicken Kentucky Fried...
Finger Lickin' Good!

Hey there, this is A.B. Cooper from
Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars
It's our Fourth of July ... sale.
Here at Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars
At the corner of Collins and Commerce
I've got lot full of the finest funny looking cars money can buy
At prices even you can afford
So come on down and say hello to me, and granny
And bring the kids to meet my snake
I say, "bye"
Granny says, "bye"
and the snake says, "sssssssssss"

I love General Patton in World War II
My Pocket Fisherman and my Crazy Glue
I love the Beav and Wally too, yeah
I love America

I love the bomb, hot dogs and mustard
I love my girl, but I sure don't trust her
I love what the Indians did to Custer
I love America

Here they come!
There they go!

I love my jeans and I love my hair
I love a real tight skirt and a real nice pair
And on the fourth of July, I love the rockets' red glare
I love America

I watch the A-Team every Tuesday night
I graduated, but I ain't to bright
I love Detroit 'cause I was born to fight
I love America

I love the Tigers but I hate the Mets
I ride my Hog but I race my Vette
I gotta job, but hell I'm still in debt
I love America

I love my bar and I love my truck
I'd do most anything to make a buck
I love a waitress who loves to... flirt!
They're the best kind
I love America
Turn me on
Well, I gotta go now
I love America
Bye Bye, I tell you what though, I really do love it
You ain't going to catch me at no mayday rally

Piss Funny
"Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping, but still no plane comes.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, “At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few.”
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, “Once my people were few,” he sneers, “and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?”
The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, “That’s ‘cause we ain’t played cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it’s a-comin."

Geordi Postman Pat
Man I love this clip its hilarious
 

Fear and Loathing
If fear is the mother of violence then loathing is its father.
A new study reveals that when we loose our temper a chemical is released that actually lowers your intelligence, Apparently when a situation arises adrenaline kicks in but then on top of that there is another set of chemicals once a decision on response has been taken i.e., fight or flight another raft kick in either heightening our type of response i.e., higher intelligence for thinking a way out or running and another for lowering intelligence to make you a more ferocious fighter.... very interesting...
I have long suspected this.....
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Frisky Dingo
When Frisky Dingo begins, the skull-faced deathly-white Killface is trying to strike fear into humankind by unveiling his Annihilatrix, a large rocket that will propel the Earth into the Sun—unfortunately, he lacks the funding to advertise it, so he searches for more cost-effective ways to advertise the Annihilatrix. Meanwhile, Awesome-X, the secret superhero identity of multi-billionaire Xander Crews, has just defeated the last known super-villain. Xander receives a piece of Killface's advertising, and he decides the two could conspire to create an artificial feud and thereby generate sales of Awesome-X and Killface dolls.

The Tubes: What do you want from life 1978
What do you want from life ,To kidnap an heiress, or threaten her with a knife
What do you want from life, To get cable TV and watch it every night

There you sit a lump in your chair  Where do you sleep and what do you wear when you're sleeping

What do you want from life An Indian guru to show you the inner light
What do you want from life a meaningless love affair with a girl that you met tonight

How can you tell when you're doin' alright  Does your bank account swell While you're dreaming at night  How do know when you're really in love Do violins play when you're touching the one That you're loving

What do you want from life Someone to love and somebody that you can trust
What do you want from life To try and be happy while you do the nasty things you must

What do you want from life.. What do you want from life.. What ..Do ...You ...Want ...From .......LIFE......
Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:

a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
a real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
..Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastadon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG,
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza,
or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, ever herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

Abortion
This is a thing that has been on my mind for many many years and I was always pro choice, I thought it was the woman's right to choose, But now I'm seven years into being a parent I think I am now against abortion, It is an evil thing to do ... even in a world of 6 billion souls when god knows we need a cull to kill an unborn child is an act of pure selfish evil, And that's not all did you know in late term pregnancies that the baby is that big it has to be dismembered before it is removed from the womb, That is the sickest thing on offer in this world of ours bar non.  Now we  have the morning after pill to prevent conception even a rape victim should not be getting pregnant in this day and age so to my mind all the arguments for abortion are now null and void, If you don't want a child use contraception if you don't then you are going to get pregnant and be a parent  and you all need be forced to be realise this in my books, There should be no state sanctioned murderous easy way out for your stupidity. Use condoms, morning after pill or just go on the pill for fucks sake.

The most deluded people on Earth
Scientology is an evil cult driven by money these assholes are worse than the Moonies you should avoid these loonies like the plague,  At first they babbled on about alien ghosts invading our bodies... now all of a sudden they start denying this, there now just Christians like every other Christian denomination. what's up Loonies, has the money started drying up ? have you fleeced every gullible idiot you can, Is it because the public see Tom Cruise for the brainwashed loony he is and that his career is finished, Thank God our government wont allow these Assholes Charitable status and see them for the evil cult they really are

Get some Nuts
Double click to play the best advert on TV, man I love this shit  I've got a stash of snickers in the car that I'm gonna throw at people when they piss me off, Lets start a craze of road rage snicker throwing..  When someone pisses you off roll down the window throw a snickers at there head and shout........... "Get Some Nuts" ....... Piss Funny
 

Pei Mei
Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year, one-double knot-three. Head priest of The White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down  the road, contemplating whatever a man with Pai Mei's infinite power would contemplate -- Which is another way of saying, who knows. When, a Shaolin monk appeared on the road travelling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths... Pai Mei -- in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod, was not returned. Was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or, did he just fail to see the generous social gesture?
The motives of the monk, remain unknown. What is known, were the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple, and demanded that the temple's head Abbot offer Pai Mei his neck, to repay the insult. The Abbot, at first, tried to console Pai Mei, only to find, Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began, the massacre of the Shaolin Temple, and all sixty of the monks inside, at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began, the legend of Pai Mei's Five Point Palm - Exploding Heart Technique. Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of the martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips, at five different pressure points on your body. And then, he lets you walk away. But once you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor dead.

 The Press
I Would urge everyone to stop buying newspapers that are in hock to political parties (ie most of them)
I don't buy newspapers at all anymore, A lifelong Mirror reader i was till the day i saw the headline Skunkweed 20 times stronger than cannabis on our streets..........  20 times stronger than cannabis is herion you fucking idiots, Skunkweed is maybe twice as strong but its also 3 or 4 times the price than Hashish, Honestly the press are like a bunch of hysterical grannies they really are, Just the other day the mirror was saying that elctronic tagging is only fit for criminals and animals....  What fucking rubbish the technology is sound... use it wherever it can help, I'd tag my autistic daughter if i could afford it she's like a bloody Ninja, disappears at will, My mom too if she had dementia. I said on the mirror forum there opinion is like saying Hospitals shouldnt use needles coz junkies do, Like saying mustaches should be banned coz Hitler had one, They removed my post... and banned me the next day so much for free speech eh, Absolute hysterical grannyfied Bullshit. Who the fuck they got in charge nowadays The Ghost of Mary Whitehouse ????  I read Rueters online for unbiased reporting i read the mirror and the sun online mainly to read between the lines and see what the next hysterical outburst will be, But never again wil i give money to these awefull institutions

Scrap the BBC licence fee
Go sign the petition at the Gov website and lets do for the BBC  Follow this Link

Heroin vs Alcohol
Take 2 average humans who are tea total, Give 1 a tenners worth of whisky. Give the other a tenner bag of smack on the foil to smoke, Ill bet u anything the guy on the booze drinks till hes a total mess, wanting to fight you, the guy on the smack will smoke a bit and fall asleep listening to music or watching TV.. Which one damages society most?
Alcohol isnt a drug , Like tobacco its a poison and the more drunk you get the more poisoned you become, its not like getting more n more stoned on a drug, its like becoming more fevered of a snake bite.. think about it, If alcohol was a drug like Heroin it would be in the class above it coz its way more fucking dangerous to humans, The human body can handle heroin it has its own heroin .. endorphins.. u get the hit everytime you work out, the problem with heroin is needle use and yes how addictive it is and thats only a problem because of the price of heroin due to its illegality.
Copy of Email sent to Tony Blair

Outside the Box
Porn is worse than heroin to society, the more drugs u take like heroin the more time u spend docile
cept when u gotta grift coz its massivly overpriced being illegal.
The more porn u watch the more desensitised u get leading to stronger and stronger till wots left...  rape snuf kiddie porn ..then wot.... u can take it to the streets and start doing it for real.....
Now that is a real threat these assholes start the chain somewhere
A sane man would legalise heroin and ban porn ...no
You motherfuckers cant even see the box let alone think outside it
Copy of Email sent to Tony Blair

Britany Goes Apeshit
The picture says it all really, Never really liked britany she was too manufactured, but now all of a sudden she's had the veil lifted from her eyes and is fighting back... now I like britany, now she's for real

A New Law We Need
Nice n easy short n sweet, All Religous services should be Transmitted by webcam to the internet for a censor to review at a later date for inflamatory retoric, make it mandatory for all religions but allow there brethren to be able to view them as well from home, any religion that wants to preach behind closed doors has something to hide in my book.

Excerpt from the Jungle Verison of Pulp Fiction
Vincent Lion & Jules Panther are having breakfast
Vincent: You want some Muslim!
Jules: No man i dont eat Halal
Vincent: Are you jewish?
Jules: I ain’t Jewish, man, I just don’t dig on Muslim, that’s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Muslims are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yea But they taste good! Spicy chops are goood!
Jules: Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know ’cause I’ll never eat the filthy motherfuckers. Muslims sleep and root in Religous Bullshit. That’s a filthy animal. I aint eating nothin’ that aint got the sense to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a Jew? Jew's are the same.
Jules: I don’t eat Jew either.
Vincent: Yes, but do you consider a Jew to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call a Jew filthy, but they’re definitely dirty. But a Jew’s got personality. And personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ahh So by that rationale, if a Muslim had a better personality, he’d cease to be a filthy animal? is that true?
Jules: Well we’d have to be talking about one charming motherfucking Muslim!
I mean he'd have to be way more charming than that Osama bin Laden
:O)
Frosty

Are You Jedi
In the last UK Census 390,000 People put "Jedi" as there religion, Apparantly the UN have recognise it as such and Jedi is now the UK's 4th biggest religion, I Love It... HA! and yes you guessed it I am 1 of the 390,000, My Jedi name is Viva Zydol, to find your Jedi name you take the name of your first car and the name of the last prescription drug you got of a doctor. May the force be with you :O)

New 007
Yea i liked it, He's very fit, very violent, more beleivable as a stone cold killer, But the plot was a bit weak, Great opening chase sequence though.

Shrine of the Uber Geek
I Love the way the candle shadows make a spire behind the monitor... Hehe my Techno JuJu Alter

Spam Lord
Did you get Spam today in your Email? Well chances are it came from the asshole known as Scott Richter the sender of most of the spam out there, he sends out over 10 million emails a day from his business, In my opinion he wants prosecuting or something, Here's his Email it was shown by the daily show where they took the piss out of him in an interview, send him as many emails as you can be bothered to send - revege is sweet, his email address is scottrichter422@yahoo.com

Piss funny
Why did the good lord give women Thrush?..
To teach them to live with an irritating cunt before they marry one!

Evolution
Look its friggin simple ok, You are a Human, You once were an Ape, You will one day be an Alien.. Ok you got that.. all clear now..

I want this song played at my funeral
Peter Tosh - Burial

Them Want I Them Want I, Be com'a them funeral
Them claim say Them claim say, Them are the general
Them Want I Them Want I, Be com'a them funeral
Them claim say Them claim say, Them are the general

What a big disgrace The way you rob up the place
Rob everthing you can find....... Yes you did
and you'll even rob from the blind

You must see want I fe Com'a com'a funeral
And I no go No one burial
Yet you want I Com'a com'a funeral
Make your friend come claim say
You are the geni..

Now we know the truth Yes we do
Find you Wearing the boot
Of taking people's business on your head, yeah
So might as well you be dead

Them Want I Them Want I, Be com'a them funeral
Them claim say Them claim say, Them are the general
Them Want I Them Want I, Be com'a them funeral
Them claim say Them claim say, Them are the general

Let the dead bury the dead now  And who is to be fed, be fed
I ain't got no time to waste on you, no,no I'm a livin man, I got work to do
Right now

This man and that man Yes they are the same man
You taught us this just as well That the rich man heaven is the poor man's hell
You must see want I fe com'a com'a funeral Natty no go no one burial Yet you want I
Com'a com'a burial Make your friend come claim say
You are the geni....

Piss funny
I parked in a disabled bay today and a traffic warden shouted "Oi wots your disablility" I said "Tourettes you cunt now fuck off"

Ok Lets talk Cheese
Without doubt the best cheddar cheese anywhere on the face of the planet all together is Colliers Powerful Welsh Cheddar, Mmmm Salty, Fruity goes gr8 with anything Cheesy bacon coissonts made with this are fit for a king I shit you not, they sell it in Asda check it out you will thank me for it :O)

Dumb all Over... Frank Zappa 1981
Whoever we are Wherever were from We shoulda noticed by now Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances Expect to improve Its gonna take a lot more Than tryin to remove
The other race Or the other whatever From the face Of the planet altogether
They call it the earth Which is a dumb kinda name But they named it right cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over.. Dumb all over, Yes we are Dumb all over, Near n far Dumb all over, Black n white People, we is not wrapped tight

Nurds on the left Nurds on the right Religous fanatics On the air every night Sayin the bible Tells the story and Makes the details Sound real gory bout what to do If the geeks over there Dont believe in the book We got over here You cant run a race Without no feet n pretty soon There wont be no street For dummies to jog on Or doggies to dog on Religous fanatics Can make it be all gone I mean it wont blow up n disappear Itll just look ugly For a thousand years...

You cant run a country By a book of religion Not by a heap Or a lump or a smidgeon Of foolish rules Of ancient date Designed to make You all feel great While you fold, spindle And mutilate Those unbelievers From a neighboring state. To arms! to arms! Hooray! thats great Two legs aint bad Unless theres a crate They ship the parts To mama in For souvenirs: two ears (get down!) Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? ) The good book says: (it gotta be that way!) But their book says: Revenge the crusades... With whips n chains n hand grenades... Two arms? two arms? Have another and another Our God says: There aint no other! Our God says Its all okay! Our God says This is the way!

It says in the book: Burn n destroy...

So repent, n redeem n revenge, n deploy n rumble thee forth To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side cause they dont go for whats in the book n that makes em bad, So verily we must choppeth them up, And stompeth them down Or rent a nice french bomb To poof them out of existance While leaving their real estate just where we need it To use again For temples in which to praise our god  (cause he can really take care of business!)

And when his humble tv servant With humble white hair And humble glasses And a nice brown suit and maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls Tells us our God says Its okay to do this stuff, Then we gotta do it, cause if we dont do it, We aint wired up to heaven!
Depending on which book youre using at the Time...cant use theirs... it dont work ...its all lies...gotta use mine... Aint that right? Thats what they say Every night... Every day...
Hey, we cant really be dumb If were just following gods orders Hey, lets get serious... God knows what hes doin He wrote this book here An the book says: He made us all to be just like him, So... If were dumb... Then God is dumb... and maybe even a little ugly on the side

Past Thoughts of the Week
Thought I'd start keeping this shit somewhere imstead just retyping it again a few months later Here's the file i take em from usually fav film quotes or song lyrics  depends on my mood at the time, guess you can tell how bored to death i am huh... Frosty sigh's looks down at his shoes then walks off shaking his head  :O)

Dr Jean Grey
Seriously the best looking woman in christendom

Pheonix
And seriously scary too gotta love dem bad girlz lol

UTorrent
Man I love this program, Bit Torrent is by far the best method of file share and Utorrent is by far the best bit torrent client to use, It doesn't even need to be installed just stand alone make a shortcut to wherever you got it Download it Here and use Mininova.org to search for files when you find data you want open utorrent and click on the url on the site utorrent will open it... Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

Starforce copy protect
Man is this a piece of shit don't even put a legal copy of one of these games on your PC it installs a set of drivers that disable your cd/dvd drives, its meant to uninstall when game does .... yeah right so there's a removal tool and instructions to do it manually ...errr doesn't fucking work on 64bit machines so its reformat time read all about it and gamers boycotting any games with it on at this Site

Security
It amazes me how people think just coz they have Norton AV or Security Suite (or the likes of) that that is  there internet security taken care of and they can just sit back and relax.... WRONG . Firstly I wouldn't let Norton guard an outside toilet, I've lost count of the PC's with Norton installed that I've cleaned of infections. Secondly You have to take an active role in marshalling your defences just letting one program do it for you automatically is not a bright idea. Here's my protection regime.

First line of defence is a good self configuring Firewall, I use and swear by Zone Alarm and I have all XP's security disabled in Services as there not so good and you have to configure it yourself.

Second is Anti Virus I don't have AV installed simply because I let Zone Alarm delete all Virus carrying Email attachments and I never accept web page downloads unless  I am sure it's ok like Drivers from ATI etc . And if I do download something I'm not sure of then I use Trend Micro's online Housecall to scan that file or my whole drive the advantage being its up to the minute with all the latest definitions, after all your AV is only as good as its definitions if there just a week old your in serious trouble blindly trusting that AV

Third is Spyware the net is infested with it and you need to get a grip of it, The two best known and trusted to use is Spybot and Adaware, Get these two Free programs, update there definitions, let them immunise your PC and then scan for spyware. You'll be amazed at what they find on an unsecured PC

Lastly is Active X pluggins check the folder C:Windows/Downloaded Program Files. There will be valid programs there like House Control (trend micro's housecall pluggin) some will be long numerical names like  {33564D57-0000-0010-8000-00AA00389B71} (windows media player codec control) use this site to search for them Castle Cops to get the names without manually copying right click the pluggin and choose properties it will be highlighted for you to copy and paste

Black Vipers XP services Tweak
I Have reproduced Black Vipers services work Here mainly because his site was down for a while and I had no referral  data and found tweaking PC's from memory a pain, or it could disappear altogether and this data is just to valuable to loose  in my opinion, if you have found this data useful any credits go to BV and if you want to donate a few bob go to his Site

The Best Putdown Ever
If someone says to you "Don't make me Angry" you say "Why you gonna turn into The Hulk? Fuck Off ! You couldn't even turn into Bill Bixby"

Jesus was an Atheist
Yup that's the big secret in the dead sea scrolls - Jesus didn't believe in God or Devil, Heaven or Hell, He believed in Good and Evil, He believed that God and the kingdom of heaven was within us, Likewise the Devil and Hell, They are all within our own heart, Its a big universe and we are very small the only real choice we have is weather to be Good or Evil. And in that one aspect we are all equal, We live, We make choices, We die. Seems to me the key to life is to choose wisely, Something I've not always done I'm afraid.

Some funny shit happens to me
Ok so a year ago we have our house wall cavities filled and shortly after I start to notice this little scratching sound now and then, So I'm thinking maybe a beetle's got trapped in there and will die soon, But it never does it seems to be quiet for a month or so then starts up again mainly for a few minutes on a morning and night, Anyway recently its been going on and off all through the day until I'm so sick yesterday I rang pest control they were due this afternoon, So 5am I get up for a leak and I'm sat having a smoke when it goes off worst ever, sounds like its right in the room with me so I get down on hands and knees by the bed looking for it when it goes off again right next to my head in the clock radio I nearly crapped my self. Turns out to be the speaker on it is making a sound like insects when the batteries run low .... can you believe that shit, Imagine pest control come and find nothing, it drives me so mad I tear walls apart find nothing, then move house and it starts there again!! Its the type of thing that could have driven anyone insane. Needless to say I threw the piece of shit in the bin and I'm off to buy an alarm clock with a mains lead today..... but I am laughing my head off its just too funny

Find Your Elf Name
Find your Hobbit or Elf name using this Name Generator by Chris Wetherall
Mine are Elf = Amd Melwasúl Hobbit = Merimac Chubb

The Robin Williams Peace Plan
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan"
01. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.
02. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
03. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
04. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
05. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
06. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
07. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
08. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
09. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
11. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

Jung Typology Test
Take this Jung people type test its very good but think about the questions and be honest!!
Heres my results:~ Your Type is INTJ
Introverted 11% : Intuitive 56% : Thinking 56% : Judging 33%
You are: slightly expressed introvert, moderately expressed intuitive personality, moderately expressed thinking personality, moderately expressed judging personality
Some Famous INTJs:
Dan Aykroyd, actor (The Blues Brothers)
Susan B. Anthony, suffragist
Arthur Ashe, tennis champion
Augustus Caesar (Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus), Emperor of Rome
Jane Austen, author (Pride and Prejudice)
Raymond Burr, actor (Perry Mason, Ironsides)
Chevy Chase (Cornelius Crane), actor (Fletch)
Phil Donahue, television talk show host
Michael Dukakis, governor of Mass., 1988 U.S. Dem. pres. candidate
Greg Gumbel, television sportscaster
Hannibal, Carthaginian military leader
Veronica Hamel, actor (Hill Street Blues)
Ivan Lendl, tennis champion
C. S. Lewis, author (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Joan Lunden, television talk show host
Edwin Moses, U.S. olympian (hurdles)
Martina Navratilova, tennis champion
Rudy Giuliani, New York City mayor
Donald Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense
General Colin Powell, US Secretary of State

U.S. Presidents:
Chester A. Arthur
Calvin Coolidge
Thomas Jefferson
John F. Kennedy
James K. Polk
Woodrow Wilson

Fictional:
Cassius (Julius Caesar)
Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
Gandalf the Grey (J. R. R. Tolkein's Middle Earth books)
Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs).................................. AHH That explains it all... :O)
Professor Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes' nemesis
Ensign Ro (Star Trek--the Next Generation)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (Hamlet)
George Smiley, John le Carre's master spy
Clarice Starling (Silence of the Lambs)

Free Browser Dictionary
To add a dictionary to browser Unpack this Zip to desktop then place "Dictionary.html" in your C:Windows/Web folder, then double click the "Dictionary registry" file (XP Only manual instructions for 98 in zip), then simply restart browser. To use you highlight word in browser and right click and choose dictionary lookup (Thanx to my mate Bri)

Meat
You know how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat.".....Excerpt from meat by fugly.com read full story Here

Direct X Uninstaller:
Here is the DX 9 uninstaller, This uninstaller uses your original XP or .NET CD to restore your original DirectX 8 files. Extract these files to C:\DXTEMP! You must extract these files to this directory and run the UnDx9.bat that uninstalls the DIrectX files in SAFE MODE. To start in safe mode follow these instructions:~
1. Start Windows, or if it is running, shut Windows down, and then turn off the computer.
2. Restart the computer. The computer begins processing a set of instructions known as the Basic Input/Output System (BIOS). What is displayed depends on the BIOS manufacturer. Some computers display a progress bar that refers to the word BIOS, while others may not display any indication that this process is happening.
3. As soon as the BIOS has finished loading, begin tapping the F8 key on your keyboard. Continue to do so until the Windows Advanced Options menu appears.
NOTE: If you begin tapping the F8 key too soon, some computers will generate a "keyboard error" message. Please restart, and then try again.
4. Using the arrow keys on the keyboard, scroll to and select the Safe mode menu item, and then press Enter.

XP Services Tweak:
To alter your Start up items /services in run type services.msc then use Black vipers guide to tweaking read this thru at least twice before attempting the tweak This is Not For Beginners